The Devil in Your Bleeding Face...

This is weird.
Sometimes, at work (alas, I work) there's this guy that looks exactly like this girl whose brains I used to fuck out. I mean: There was this girl and I used to fuck her brains out. And one of the customers looks a lot like her. Don't get me wrong, I'm not gay or anything, the guy looks like a guy and the girl had a girlish look, but they could be twins or something. It's kinda awkward when this guy gets there with his homies and asks for that cheap rosé. It's hard not no tell him. "Ya know, you look exactly like someone I know". And the worst part of it is that there's no one to share this funny facts.